if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it
Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!
Her aim is gettin’ better!
Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
i like my men
why do y’all have to do this i don’t even know who that is
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and still no Oscar
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.